Him:”we had like an hour of foreplay before i tried to get in”
Me:”it doesnt count if the other person is asleep! Are you new here? Is this your first rodeo?”
Him: “i thought youd like waking up with me inside you”
Me: “thats about as fun as going down a waterslide with no water”
Him: “we both had two jobs here, i get hard, you get your hole wet”
Me: “I WAS ASLEEP”
Why did i “switch back to this team” again? I miss lesbian sex
who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem
Reblogging SO fast.
With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.