differentnormal11:

Jesus Christ I love the internet. This shit never gets old.

differentnormal11:

Jesus Christ I love the internet. This shit never gets old.

(via avaritia666luxuria)

I remember the first time you held my hand. I don’t know if it was because of the cold or the fact I loved you but fuck, I felt the world rush through my veins.

11:49pm sadness - im-not-doing-okay (via perfect)

(via vividsonderr)

(Source: hell-homer, via gogogadgeturl)

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

(Source: yvngpharrell, via the-gasoline-rainbows)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via the-gasoline-rainbows)

(Source: twoheadedshark, via samuelle93)

Conversation I Actually Had This Morning

Him:”we had like an hour of foreplay before i tried to get in”
Me:”it doesnt count if the other person is asleep! Are you new here? Is this your first rodeo?”
Him: “i thought youd like waking up with me inside you”
Me: “thats about as fun as going down a waterslide with no water”
Him: “we both had two jobs here, i get hard, you get your hole wet”
Me: “I WAS ASLEEP”

Why did i “switch back to this team” again? I miss lesbian sex