hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

(Source: yvngpharrell, via the-gasoline-rainbows)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via the-gasoline-rainbows)

(Source: twoheadedshark, via samuelle93)

Conversation I Actually Had This Morning

Him:”we had like an hour of foreplay before i tried to get in”
Me:”it doesnt count if the other person is asleep! Are you new here? Is this your first rodeo?”
Him: “i thought youd like waking up with me inside you”
Me: “thats about as fun as going down a waterslide with no water”
Him: “we both had two jobs here, i get hard, you get your hole wet”
Me: “I WAS ASLEEP”

Why did i “switch back to this team” again? I miss lesbian sex

jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

(via goodlifequote)

petitetiaras:

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the baddest of them all?

(via ruinedchildhood)